Turtle Soup and Rabbit Stew

tridentsandexcitement:

dualmageddon:

fairy-of-time:

nepitabread:

I believe some might remember these-

Eridan’s DA and Tumblr (Hi boyfrayfray, I made these for you.)

AA: …
AA: help

nope. nope nope nope thii2 ii2 exactly why ii dont liike ed.

O)(

Glub glub.

emilianadarling:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

emilianadarling:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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honeytangerine:

morningmasturbation:

davestridersbirdhair:

Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (PIANO cover)

This is ridiculously better than the original.

this is really pretty

there’s no way that was once a Skrillex song

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

popcornmassacre:

miniskirt-postwoman:

221crieff:

lovi-kun:

whyworryyourlifeaway:

binarycanibal:

confectioneryaficionado:

crazedoriginality:

hussiebot:

clairestanfield:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THE QUICK BRPWM FPX JYMP{S OVER THE LAZY DOG

I WAS CLOSE.  

HE QUIK BRWOWN FO JUS PER HE :A GOD

what

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JuP OVEE LAZY O

how did I get a lower case letter

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

lol okkkk.

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOGS

all seems to be in order

H UICK BON FOX JUMPD OV H LAZ DOG

passive-aggressive-jane’s computer

THE QICK OX JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJMPE OVER THE LAZY OG

Okay well my J key was already sticky but wow. ]] 

THEUIKROWFOJUPEDOERTHELAYDOG

omg

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

HE QUIK BRON FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

H CK BN FX JMD V H LAZ DG

why

Humble Indie Bundle V

holy crap holy crap holy crap

Bastion

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Psychonauts

Limbo

Superbrothers: Sword and Sworcery EP

Every single one of these is on my “to play” list (Well I’ve already played superbrothers but whatever) and it’s name your price and some of it goes to charity and it’s a value of $110 and I DON’T HAVE A PAYPAL

time to convince my dad to loan me 20 bucks off his account

ribbonsundae:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex


#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear
I almost fucking died because of that tag ofmgjkas